Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says…

Honey, I’m home!

You man the guns, I'll drive.

Hey, I didn’t know you were here too!

Don’t stay in water for too long or you’ll catch the flu.

How is your bubble larger than mine?

You blow bubble, I blow bubble, we blow bubble. You blow two bubble, I blow two bubble, we blow two bubble. When we blow many many bubble, we take nice bubble bath.

…and then he popped my cherry!

Dadda always wanted to oppose what mamma said so he set me up with a blowfish the day mamma told me not to talk to strangers.

How many times I have told you not to make that stupid sound when you blow bubbles?

And then he went on to tell me that I had a “bubble face”. May be he meant to say BUBBLY FACE. And then he had the cheek to add me as a friend on Orkut!