i put off the lights

when i don’t need ‘em.

that doesn’t mean

i ain’t online all night.

i use mugs of water

to bathe and to wash

my arse.

i don’t have a bicycle,

let alone a car – to hose.

my family flushes the loo

with water left from laundry.

i guess am good.

i don’t smoke,

i drink only water,

cold drinks are fine by me,

tea and coffee is cool.

i am not fussy.

i guess am good.

i use sheets of paper twice

both sides.

i can recycle paper.

i hate what plastic does.

i love animals.

i hate the big cats’

going away.

i guess am good.

i am good to people.

i hate to lie.

i love to smile.

i like laughing.

i guess am good.

i don’t cheat

on my girl,

i have only one girl,

i am loyal to her.

i believe in her.

i don’t sleep with other girls.

i don’t mind going slow,

cos there’s no hurry,

no one’s leaving.

i am glad.

i don’t sleep with sluts.

i guess am good.